Disgusting

I've always heard that parents are around a lot of gross stuff when they have kids. Telling a kid to spit gum in your hand is the example that comes to mind. The other night I was in the process of rubbing not one, but two layers of goop on Aislinn's butt with my own hands. One layer of antibacterial cream and one layer of what literally is called poop goop. So my hand is full of this gross, sticky stuff and overhear Garrett in the bathroom getting into something. When I finish with Aislinn I head over to the bathroom to wash my hands and check on Garrett. I enter the bathroom to see my son drinking out of a Dixie cup that I hadn't given him. I then notice that the toilet lid is up and then Garrett proceeds to dip the cup into the toilet to refill his water! I quickly tried to wrestle the cup from him which caused toilet water to splash on the toilet seat and floor. All while I have Aislinn's goop all over one hand.